1940. Joe thee shark swam forlonly in the Pacific looking for something to eat. He ran into Herman the shark who looked lively and robust. After greeeting each other, Herman said, "You look skinny , my friend."
"Times are tough,"
"Go to the Atlantic, follow a U-boat. After a while, the U-boat will fire a torpedo and there will be plenty to eat."
Joe followed Herman's advice.
A year later the two friends meet again.
Herman said, "Joe, what's the matter, you look skinny and weak. Diddn't you find any U-boats?"
Oh, it was just like you said: I followed a U-boat. Torpedo, blast. I went for this big fat sailor who looked yummy. His clothes were all tore up. I was going to take a bite and read the tatoo on his chest. It read Britania roles the waves."
"So?" Herman asked.
Joe grimaced. "I couldn't eat that sh*t"
|