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Originally Posted by The Avon Lady
I tried but they just laughed at me and my rolling pin.  |
Then you should have popped them with the wooden spoon, right across the kisser.
And if that doesn't do it, then you pull out the Equalizer.
You have never seen a room cleaned so fast as when you're carrying the Equalizer, and they know you're prepared to use it.
(all of this is a metaphor for Lebanon, and certainly this kidnapping issue, as well)