Tell them you come from Russia, that covers the foreing country part, then say you speak and sing like Lilly Allen, it's a sure pass on the disability requirement, and finally search inside the nearest hospital's trash bin for an aborted baby to insert up the Uterus of your girfriend.
Oh, and show up with a big card-board box under your arm and tell them they didn't accepted to register you as homeless because of this mobile home.
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"Tout ce qui est exagéré est insignifiant." ("All that is exaggerated is insignificant.") - Talleyrand
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