True story (about 10 years ago)
Got pulled by the cops one morning heading to work. I didn't understand why. I wasn't speeding, I hadn't done anything wrong so I thought. Cop walked right up to my car door while I rolled the window down.
ME - "What seems to be the problem officer", I asked.
Officer - "Sir, do you like pussy?"
ME - "
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ME again - "
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Officer - "Well here ya go" as he reaches up on the roof of my car and hands me my pet cat!!!
ME - "
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ME again "
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Must not have noticed him sleeping on the car when I left for work. Kitty hung on for dear life for nearly 6 miles at nearly 60 mph. Now I know why I heard so many horns blarring that morning! Of course I couldn't take him to work with me so I had to turn around and drop him off at the house which cost me a warning for being late at work. Ahhh, my UPS days. How I miss that paycheck!!!