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Old 07-07-20, 12:51 PM   #2
Moonlight
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Originally Posted by Wolferz View Post
Thanks Jim


Nope, the Covid hasn't zombified me yet although I may be in need of some fresh brain after that bloody banian doctor nearly toasted mine own.
Ah well what's a CVA between friends?


Dain Bramage! That's what!

Aktung! Down bouy!

So where is the rest of the crew??

Fall in ya scurvy dogs!
I was once invited to join the Bilge Rats, sigh, but sadly, after speaking to my doctor about the invite she advised me against it, she said, in her most provocative sexy asian voice that I would never, ever, attain such a high status in life such as these Bilge Rats have.

But......I could be persuaded to join.......

Well, if you cross my palm with a lot of silver I might even describe in graphic detail my eternal infatuation with the already mentioned doctor.....

And.....

I might even bring her along for a game of "fondle my breasties" that's if you lot are up for an hot asian curry, there's no need to worry about catching this Covid thing either, I've already tasted tested her for it.....
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