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Old 01-18-16, 09:28 AM   #8553
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Originally Posted by BossMark View Post
"Any two-watt bulbs?"

"For what?"

"That'll do. I'll take two."

"Two what?"

"I thought you didn't have any."

"Any what?"

"Yes, please."
I've just remembered a similar one.

Two submarines suddenly emerge and start exchanging messages with morse code.

Sub1: "How many?"

Sub2: "5"

Sub1: "5 what?"

Sub2: "How many, what???"

It's the magnitude of stupidity of this particular one that sometimes makes me laugh & sometimes i find it unbearable...

But can you imagine this really happening?
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