Instead of Agent Orange we simply need to spray the whole place with hair restorer.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/4901414.stm
Reminds me of a campaign from Germany several years ago, a spot against Neonazis. It showed rightwing radicals with their right arm raised for the Hitlergruß, and commented in a very sad and compassionate tone on the massive handicaps they are facing in everyday life, and that they deserve our sympathy and help in their misery: doors in lifts do not shut with their arms between the doors, on a party they cannot move around and turn without pushing glasses and hitting guests, in bed with their girlsfriends the girl always must be on top, for it doesn't work the other way around; and they always need to call their mummies if they want to go shopping, for they run the risk of braking their arm when hanging too many bags on it (not to mention the difficulty to reach for their purse and pay).
