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Originally Posted by Armistead
I have never heard my wife break wind in 18 years...she says a lady must not do that...
and breaking wind is a mood killer for her, hell, I've turned purple and doubled over in pain holding one in....
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My wife is NOT a lady, we have farting contests in bed during the winter, free heat with little effort.
Ah, the Joys of ageing
Must post this before she sees it .......
Cheers
Gary