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Originally Posted by soopaman2
I snuck into one of those meetings once, it's a bunch of guys complaining about kids running on thier lawns, and having races to see who can fill up thier colostomy bags faster. I tried to strike up a world cup conversation, but who won the BINGO jackpot last night was more important.
Wheelchair races on Sundays, stay away! All they have to drink is prune juice and the bathroom is always occupied. The hall smells like farts and death, stay away!
Wolferz, get yourself a Harley, and do an LA to NYC trip, pick up lot lizards at truck stops along the way, grow your hair long, and wear a bandana.Get tatoos, and fart in elevators.
LIVE! you are still young!
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Already ticked most of those off my bucket list.
Have you ever Seeen a lot lizard?
Only I used a semi instead of a Harley for the LA to NYC trip. Fewer bugs in my teeth.
