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THE IRISH CHRISTENING


Paddy's pregnant sister was in a terrible car accident and went into a deep coma.
After nearly six months, she woke up and saw that she was no longer pregnant. Frantically she asked the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replied: "You had twins, a boy and a girl. The babies are fine.
"However, they were poorly at birth and had to be christened immediately, so your brother Paddy came in and named them."
The woman thought to herself: "Oh suffering Jesus, no, not me brother. He's a clueless idiot."
Expecting the worst, she asked the doctor: "Well, what's my daughter's name?"
"Denise," said the doctor.
The new mother was somewhat relieved and thought to herself: "Wow, that's a really beautiful name. "I guess I was wrong about my brother, I really like Denise." Then she asked: "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replied: "Denephew.

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