We had a guy who stole a goat once while we were in dry dock. He took it to where the cook was staying and tried to get him to cook it for him.
Me and another guy stole the ships breakfast once ... no one but our bellies were to pleased with that one
and one night in Key West Florida half the ship was arrested for being drunk
and disorderly.
Our XO was let go for partying
with the enlisted men one too many times. His replacement told me I was so full of **** my eyes
should be brown at Captains Mast one day. They are still blue however.
I could not even tell you the number of times I was put on report because of the hate affair I have with one certain Lieutenant Junior Grade Hendrickson. In case he ever reads this ... "Your still an ass".
Hendrickson: "Don't you dare be a smart ass with me."
Me : "But that is why I went to school, Sir."