The heartbreak of phone addiction. I guess Angry Birds was worth taking a long walk off a short pier. The good news is, she retained possession of the phone. It probably didn't even get wet
Like a drunk I saw leaving a bar one night...
He slipped and fell on an icy parking lot, landed hard enough to cause his digital watch to light up the time and never spilled a drop from his beer can. He picked himself up, got in his car and drove home drunk.