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Old 10-11-13, 05:22 PM   #9
Armistead
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Originally Posted by Platapus View Post
What is the difference between your paycheck and you dick?

You don't have to ask your wife to blow your paycheck.


After years of marriage the man dies, so his wife has him cremated and placed in a box. Finally one windy day she takes it outside, opens it and shakes the ashes out into the wind proclaiming

"there's the blow job you always wanted..."
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