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Originally Posted by Wolferz
Cause the gals want to go in the dark of night without turning on the light or groping for the seat.
My ex sat in the bowl one night after I left the seat up.  I got chewed on a bit after that incident. I did try the What if it was an outhouse? defense. That might have gotten me shot dead. 
The seat is always up here with wife 2.0 because the dog likes fresh water and she tends to dribble after a drink. Nobody likes sitting on a wet seat. I tried telling wife 1.0 that love was a two way street and she could just as easily drop the seat as I can lift it but, Noooooo. She wouldn't listen to reason. Hence the dip in the pool. 
You can always get an automatic seat lifter/dropper 
Wife 1.0 was also a bijoona builder. |
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My son is 16, so I blame most things on him. Why he's still living here at that age I don't know, but least I can pass the blame. However, really don't matter, wife still blames me. I sit when I pee, I inspect, wipe anything I find, and still get yelled at. Fact is, I usually pee in the fields at night when I walk my dog. Nothing more refreshing than a nice pee in the wilderness under the moon. Course then Bear got to pee everywhere I pee, vice versa.
Why God pulled that rib...I can only imagine where I would be by now without all the wives, probably a happy millionaire.