Damn those lizard men! They are making millions of coffins* in order to murder our families! The scheme is so complex! They took a young, innocent child (Adam Lanza), and used their mind-control device to murder people! Soon they will firebomb our towns! RISE UP AND MURDER ALL THE GOVERNMENT LIZARDS! SELL THEIR CHILDREN INTO SLAVERY! FOR THE CONSTITUTION**!
*Because just dumping bodies in pits is so WWII.
**The constitution written by politicians.
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