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Originally Posted by STEED
TarJak's bit of crumpet on the side hits the news.
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Life must be dangerous in Australia. I can't believe she had to dodge a sandwich!
Somebody should give this woman a medal for being so brave.
Hillary Clinton once was "taking sniper fire" and George Bush had a shoe thrown at him....but a sandwich? Nah...Too much...
American Diplomats killed in Bengazi? American soldiers dismembered in Somalia? Nah...The Sammich is the leading cause of wheat related nourishment.
Australia needs Sandwich Control. Citizens can only have one an inch thick (2.54 cm) and only the Government can handle anything higher than that.
BAN THE SAMMICH!
