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Originally Posted by Takeda Shingen
EDIT: And get your butt onto TeamSpeak and in ArmA.
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Sir Yes Sir!
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EDIT 2: And trope use forgiven. Even Dante Aligheiri relied on cliché devices. 
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Wait? You're saying there are
other ways to tell stories?
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Ohmygod what's that?! The light! It burns! Turn it off, turn it off!!!
Oh...oh dear...
The world...it's so...big?
And empty? According to the books I've read, this kind of landscape is called desert. To create this kind of desert on this scale, you need no less than constant heat of 140 degrees Fahrenheit for at least two years with no more than 20 degree Fahrenheit deviation one way or another. Therefore this can only mean one thing...
...Eating meat really does cause global warming.
I have seen one of those in the books! It's called "H-O-U-S-E"! Some people live in those! Though the house I saw in the book was much prettier than this one. I can't fathom why anyone would live in a house like that. It must get very irritating to have all the dirty old men on the street staring at you when you are changing clothes.
That's a C-A-R! They can be used to D-R-I-V-E A-R-O-U-N-D, whatever that means! That's a fake car, though: real car has four wheels and this one obviously doesn't.
Oh-Em-Gee, what's that?! It's coming straight at me and I haven't ever seen a picture of anything like that! Does it bite?! What am I going to do!?
Err, hello?
Mr., Mrs. Or Ms. Flying Metal Thing That Plays Music?
Hey! Where are you going?! Didn't you hear me? No hablar English?
Well, it flew towards that big, bright ball far away and I can't catch it anyway. Perhaps it has a nest in there? I'll have to find out later! It'll be the next big leap of science! I'll be like that Darwin person who understood that the
Malus domesticas gravitate towards the ground!
But that will have to wait. Right now I need a drink and I know that you can get one from those commercial capitalist machines in exchange for artificially valuable pieces of metal.
Huh? Why isn't there anything in there? I was told by the book you could always get one. And if not, you could complain. So I guess that's what I'm going to do then. It's good to be as learned as I am, you never run out of solutions!
My, someone should really get that pole off that car. My top-notch understanding of physics tells me that you can't move the mass of such machine from under the mass of such pole without external help. I'll be sure to enlighten the person I'm going to complain to about that too.
Okay, this house looks like it might have inhabitants. I'll go express them my deepest feeling of dissatisfaction and also make sure they are treating their animals and women well.