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Originally Posted by Wolferz
Locks were only invented to keep the honest people honest.
Any determined burglar will find a way to get in.
My money is on Frau Kaleun if she catches one in her home.
HAI YAH!  |
I have a statue of a meditating Buddha with a big heavy base, however the head and body of the Buddha sitting atop it are just the right size for me to get my hand around with a real good grip (he's a skinny Buddha, not a fat jolly one). The whole thing is just the right weight to pick up and swing. It'll probably end up sitting on the nightstand in my bedroom. I consider it my weapon of first opportunity in case of a nighttime home intrusion.
You may feel it would be inappropriate to brain a burglar with the Buddha but just think of it as a very blunt lesson in karma.
