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Originally Posted by Red October1984
Nah. You see, they used to do that.
Then the Illinois Neo-Nazis decided to try and use them on wednesday nights to train the Neo-SS. FEMA and DHS decided that too many death groups were using the camps and now we have the leader of the Illinois Neo-Nazis as president. Next, he builds up DHS so he can exterminate US citizens on weekdays and the Neo-SS get to guard the camps. The Lizardman Changelings run the kitchen and the Anti-Gun Campaign with the INN and Barack Obama. FEMA is responsible for keeping this entire thing under wraps and camp staff.
We wonder why Chicago is a terribly dangerous place now.... 
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That explains everything!
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