At my age I refuse to grow up.
Armistead needs his linens changed because he hot racks with Seaman Stains and She-Wolf has been spiking his coffee with Ex-Lax. So, You might not want to wait too long.
You can find some rubber gloves and clothes pins in the aft battery compartment. If you find the stench too much for those items, grab a re-breather out of the Con.