As we sat snuggling on the couch, my wife asked, "Honey, what would you say is my greatest fault?"
"Well", I replied, "you don't react well to criticism."
"Screw you!", she screamed, as she kicked our baby in the head and set fire to the curtains.
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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
Oh my God, not again!!
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