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Old 01-12-13, 12:45 PM   #3094
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As we sat snuggling on the couch, my wife asked, "Honey, what would you say is my greatest fault?"

"Well", I replied, "you don't react well to criticism."

"Screw you!", she screamed, as she kicked our baby in the head and set fire to the curtains.
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