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Originally Posted by Armistead
As usual, I'll go first.
Dear Steve,
I have been married for almost 20 years. Lately, every time my wife walks by me she mumbles under her breath. When I ask her what's she's saying, she simply replies "nothing".
What's up with her?
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She obviously has a defective voice box. A pair of pliers might do the job, but just to be on the safe side I'd send in for Sailor's Obviously Technical Ongoing Voicebox Omnifier Class-1 Eradicator kit. Only $99.98 one-week only special. After that it goes up to $99.99.
