It is a sign!
Like one day during Hurricane Irene, my hot water went out (Yay basement flood) , so I stopped bathing, Brrr, lets see you shower in cold water in Jersey!
I have not bathed since then.
I get the entire bed to myself, no pesky wife stealing the covers, People at work avoid me, which is good, I hate them anyways.
Oh Steves internet...
I digress.
But I never did make much sense anyways, so you can at least laugh at me.
Anyways not bathing, and peeing in the sink can reduce your water bill by 47%, but decreases your sex life by 100%
Just saying, it's a trade off.
I know the pain of being without, and it can be liberating!
