Here lies the wreckage of our little boat
That, thanks to our captain, will never more float.
We asked him to hold it, but he just said, 'Nix!'
So here lies the wreckage of U-Twelve-Oh-Six.
We asked him to wait, for there was a rule
To follow when dropping kids off at the pool.
We told him to call the LI for the flush,
But our brave commander was in such a rush!
And that's how we lost such a fine little boat
That, thanks to our captain, will never more float.
Yes, thanks to our kommandant, Karl-Adolph Schlitt,
Who sank our good vessel by taking a... dump.
