During my career as a pilot i have spent countless nights in hotel rooms.
Between 2005,06,07 and 08 alone i spent approximately 1,010 nights in hotels. everything from off brands to Hiltons
I have found lipstick all over the glassware.
I have found feces on towels.
I have found grimy body outlines on the sheets.
I have found bedbugs on and in the mattress.
I have had stabbing victims wander into the hotel lobby while checking in.
I have had a crew member removed from duty because of bullets fired through his hotel window at night.
I have found a 10 inch long turd in a hotel hall way.
I have had people mistakenly given keys to my room late at night more times than i can count.
I have had to eat more hungry man turkey and mashed potato dinners all alone for thanksgiving in some low rent hotel room than i care to think about.
as a result, i cant think of ANYTHING i could possibly want from a hotel room bad enough to steal it.
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