[Gargamel]

Originally Posted by Gargamel

In best David Attenborough voice:

"Merchants in the wild are a stupid and cattle like creature. While they have never been observed exhibiting this behavior in the wild, merchants that have been bred in captivity have been known, on occasion, to be actually become aware of predatory threats, and react accordingly. In the wild, only the keen and alert watchfulness of their symbiotic life partner, painindassus destroyus, has ever been observed alerting the merchants to the presence of a threat. These nimble and aggressive shepherds of the marine world quickly pounce on any perceived threat."

Cmon folks.... that was funny.... not even a guffah from anybody.....