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Originally Posted by August
Trick question. No CSM alive or dead ever changed a light bulb his self, that's what Privates are for! 
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Truer words have not been spoken.
For the rabbi I suggest a SF branch. If I recall from my days we had a band of guys that were encouraged to grow beards to blend in, I just don't recall which ones. Rangers? Maybe Seal? Don't know bout the Marines as they are all about appearance. Heck they teach girls how to apply makeup without a mirror!