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Originally Posted by desirableroasted
Yeah, the busybodies all say we are busy firing penis-shaped objects at other objects we call "she."
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Good lord what does that say about me?
Obviously I must have a really bad case of Torpedo Envy.
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So my wife now thinks I am a total idiot
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Don't feel bad, sweetie. If you've been married any time at all, she probably already thought that anyway.