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05 September 1941
From U321 KM
To Prime Minister W. Churchill
Letter of protest.
Dear Sir,
Beginning with 16 Aug of this year and ending on 19 August of this same year, we were cruising quietly, very quietly minding our own business when we were attacked without provocation by one of your corvettes.
More unprovoked attacks followed. During one night, your vessels, which did not rule waves as there weren´t any, dropped 204 Wabos which in Japanese after translated to English means Wasserbomben in German.
Like I mentioned above, we were politely quiet. But on our boat it was impossible to sleep due to the loutish football hooligan behaviour of your vessels kabooming into the wee hours of the night.
This bothersome activity caused my second officer, Bernard, to fart through his shoe,and the shoe to smoke. As you probably know smoking while submerged is not authorized in the KM.
You will be happy to know I am safely in Lorient wearing smokeless shoes and preparing a party with dancing bananas. My mother sent me a Carmen Miranda tea cozy, which I will wear at the party.
Yours faithfuly,
K.L. Johan Sebastian Balz KM
Greatest Teutonic hero of all time.
