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And shouldn't that cold spray actually sting my face?
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Have the wife/girlfriend hose you down with a 2-1/2 inch fire hose every couple of minutes. Might want to waterproof the computer beforehand, though.
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And shouldn't Hans get washed overboard?
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Buy one of those kiddie pools, set it up in your gaming room and fill with water. Then have a friend or co-worker jump in once or twice per patrol.
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Why don't those swinging sausages actually stink up the control room?
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Simple. Hang some sausages up in your gaming area and leave them there for a few weeks. Helps to leave dirty socks and spent underpants lying around, too.
And above all, don't forget to forget to shower.
Oh, and welcome aboard WH4K!
