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1 Glibness/superficial charm
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Not superficial - I AM charming
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2 Grandiose sense of self-worth
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Not grandiose at all, just as long as it's about ME
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3 Need for stimulation/proneness to boredom
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C'mon, why is this list so damn long?
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4 Pathological lying
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Bernard did it!
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5 Cunning/manipulative
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Herr Kaluen, it was Bernard, why don't you let him have permanent shore leave?
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6 Lack of remorse or guilt
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Ha, ha, Bernard's on permanent shore leave
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7 Shallow affect [i.e. superficial experience and expression of emotions]
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Oh dear, Bernard, that is so sad.
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8 Callous/lack of empathy
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In your face, Bernard!
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9 Parasitic lifestyle
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Hey, Bernard has left these photos of his wife!
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10 Poor behavioural controls
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I'm sorry Herr Kaluen, I will not use those pics in that manner whilst onboard again
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11 Promiscuous sexual behaviour
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If only...
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12 Early behaviour problems
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Goosed the nanny.
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13 Lack of realistic long-term goals
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I will finish SHIII in 1945 as the victor
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14 Impulsivity
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Responding to this post.
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15 Irresponsibility
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Responding to this post instead of working.
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16 Failure to accept responsibility for own actions
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I've told you, Bernard did it!
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17 Many short term marital relationships
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Just the one, and that seems like it's lasting forever!
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18 Juvenile delinquency
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Shooting up the light ships?
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19 Revocation of conditional release
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I'm back (or here's Johnny)
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20 Criminal versatility
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Parking fines AND speeding ticket in one day.
19/20 Correct - Do I win a prize
