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Originally Posted by tater

My father in law has a jewish background (ethnically, anyway, he's an atheist). He was on the Atkins diet for a while (he was in his 70s at the time), and I had my family's standard Christmas morning meal going when they came to see the kids Christmas morning—bagels and lox (my dad (catholic) always went out for the paper and some breakfast stuff, and on xmas the only place open was a jewish deli, so every year he'd bring bagels and lox for xmas breakfast).

Anyway, I'm making bagels, and my father in law proceeds to take out his bag of Atkins snack food—pork rinds (yum!). He smears cream cheese on one, then puts lox on top.

I asked if there was some special jewish hell for that. He thought there probably was.

I sometimes do something similar but add Humus