I went on a limerick-writing binge once...
A Welshman who hails from Prestatyn
Has a wife who loves classical Latin.
He dresses, to please her,
As Julius Caesar
But he'd rather be General Patton.
"Scotch whisky's the finest on earth,"
Claimed a clansman of Highlander birth.
He came down from the north
To the mouth of the Forth
Just to belt back a fifth on the Firth.
A criminal youngster in Gloucester
Chased a woman and tried to accoucester.
But when she was caught, he
Found she knew karate.
It was then that he wished that he'd loucester.
A couple from Little Rock, Ark
Thought their romance could use a new spark.
But they lit such a fire
That instead of desire
They kindled a national park.
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