"What do we do when we run out of food?" ask my Chief
"We starve, have we run out of food,Chief?" I reply
"Well sort of, you see one of the men used the other toilet and flushed the last of our supplies down"
"Well, surface the boat and man the flak gun" I say
[Out on the Bridge later on]
"Are you sure this will work,sir?" asks my watch officer
"Of course it will work" I say "Its my idea"
"Lunch Ahoy!" One of the watch yell
The flak gunner opens fire on the seagull, the flak gunner missing every shot
even though the bird was sitting on the periscope the whole time.
I grab the flak gun and fire at the bird, killing it, as a sort of joke the bird's body flys off the periscope hitting me in the face, Stunned I throw the bird off the ship.
"Officer, get the bird!" I shout
"But I cann't swim!"
"Then learn!" I yell thowing him over the edge
End of part 6
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