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Originally Posted by Lord_magerius
Learn to play the drums then 
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*raises hand*
Can we tell drummer jokes here?
I'll start:
How do you get a drummer off your front porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
What's the last thing a drummer says to his bandmates?
"Hey, guys, I wrote some songs!"
What do you call a drummer with a pager?
An optimist.
Those of you who are drummers, please feel free to insert "bass player" in place of "drummer."