A well off southern woman living near an army base in the deep American south wanted to do something patriotic for the boys in uniform so she decided to invite 5 officers to a party to meet the local girls.
She calls the base and asks to speak to the general in charge. Excitedly she gets right to the point, about inviting 5 officers to a party to meet the local girls, but then adds 'Don't send any Jews!,' to which the General after a pause answers 'OK'.
The next weekend with the party getting underway there's a knock on the southern woman's door. When she opens the door there stands five big african-american Army officers.
'There must be some mistake,' she mumbles.
'No mam,' answers the captain. 'General Cohen never makes a mistake.'
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