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Originally Posted by Platapus
We all are here Brother. Just remember these five steps to salvation or greater tonnage, which ever comes first.
1. Admitting that one cannot control one's addiction or compulsion;
recognizing a new mod can give strength;
2. Examining past targeting errors with the help of forum member (experienced member);
3. Making amends for these errors and learning how set up a Cromwell using the stern tubes
4. Learning to live a new life with a new code or patches;
5. Helping others that suffer from the same addictions or compulsions with tips for greater tonnage.
Please consider members of this forum as your Wolfpack mates. Our success depends on each one of us.
Can I get a "Be more aggressive" from the congregation!  |
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Originally Posted by frau kaleun
The 12 Steps of SH3 Anonymous- We admitted that we were powerless over SH3 and that Bernard had become unmanageable.
- We came to believe that a power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. His name is Admiral Dönitz.
- We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Onkel Karl, as we like to call him.
- We made a searching and fearless inventory of our provisions and ammo.
- We reported to Onkel Karl, our flotilla chief, and our crew the exact location of any contacts we encountered.
- We were entirely ready to have our itchy necks scratched with the appropriate decoration.
- We humbly asked for an upgrade to our hydrophones.
- We made a list of all the ships we had sunk, and had the crew paint pennants to commemorate all of them.
- We made directly for our patrol grid whenever possible, except when doing so would mean passing up a lone unescorted merchant.
- We continued to take inventory of our stores and armament and when we ran low promptly set a course for home.
- We sought through radio transmissions to improve our contact with Onkel Karl, asking only for directions to the nearest convoy and the fuel reserves to intercept it.
- Having had a successful patrol as a result of these steps, we tried to get home without hitting a mine, getting depth charged into oblivion, or letting Bernard steer the boat.
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Both lists printed multiple times and posted on bathroom mirror, in shower, above kitchen sink, and on the wall across from my toilet.
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