No, no, it's okay... really... I jus' got somethin' in my eye.
Reeeeeally would've preferred an opening phrase other than "last week I was hit by a car."
Seriously, glad you're okay and got the laptop replaced. Still sucks to find that along with the fun of a new computer comes the realization that some old reliable personal favorite bit of software no longer works for you. Hope you can find something that makes for a nice replacement.