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Originally Posted by Neal Stevens
I called my buddy Jesse to whine. My biggest complaint is, furnaces are really old technology. The darn things are nothing more than a few pieces of pipe in a metal box. I can get a new hi tech computer for $500 and furnace costs $2000? Jesse said, "Why don't you take your computer and put it in the attic?" Not much help, that guy. 
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But that's what friends are for, to give you stupid but realistic answers! I've met Jesse, and I think he knows more than you do.
The homeless idea is a good one, until you see how much it costs to feed them. I think the new furnace might end up being cheaper.
How about this: Open the door to that nice connected garage you have, start the car and the bike and go to bed. You won't be warmer, but you'll suffocate a lot quicker and that will solve the problem, won't it?
Just remember to leave the latest GF to me in your will.