A funny thing happened on my way to the Forum.
I was accosted by a message from The Fiendish, Furry, Finnish Ferret, alias The Frugal, Fiendish, Furry , Flaming, Ferflugte, Finnish Ferret also known as Dowly.
The dark meaning of the message was a subtle allusion on my Bah humbugness of which I am so fond.
Inspired by my sense of fair play and a yearning to be called Admiral, I've decided to mail a check to Onkel Neal (if I can find my check book).
Alas! Now I can't find the page with Neal's address. Nor can I find the Fiendish Ferret.
The $ 15 supreme sacrifice I plan is equivalent to a sumptious lunch ln Santiago or seven half-liter mugs of beer while watching senoritas strut by a sidewalk cafe, or two bottles of Havana Club rum.
While I wait, just call me Admiral
