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Originally Posted by Skybird
The only victims of a war against Luna are the Lunatics. Maybe we should fire a UN delegation up there to negotiate a peace treaty while there still is time.  |
I'm qualified to be one of the first citizens. On behalf of Lunatics I say we don't want a peace treaty. Every society of Lunatics knows that war is good for the economy and brings prosperity through weapons sales and military bases. Just ask any American.
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Originally Posted by Task Force
I say we just invade them... mutch more intresting that way... lol...
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As long as you plan to stick around for the next 10 years rebuilding infrastructure (with your money, not ours) and providing security to the region, we welcome the invasion.
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Originally Posted by Platapus
Can't invade the moon until we find out whether there is any oil there.
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There is nothing there but rocks. That never stopped anyone from invading Afghanistan, which is nothing but rocks. However, Lunatic rocks are worth millions according to this article.
http://www.space.com/news/malta_moon_040521.html
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VALLETTA, Malta (AP) -- A tiny moon rock believed to be worth about $5 million was stolen from a museum in Malta, 30 years after President Richard Nixon donated it to the Mediterranean island nation.
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