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Originally Posted by Sailor Steve
There's no suspense here. Obviously Balz escaped, or Gwitz wouldn't have anything to write about. And since Gwitz is writing about his hero, the great Balz, then young Balz must have escaped or else Gwitz would be writing about some no-name he knew long ago, and since Gwitz is writing about the current Hero of the Kriegsmarine then young Balz obviously must have escaped.
It's obvious, isn't it?
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Lt. Fritz Gwitz writes:
Dear Kaleun Sailor Steve,
As a practitioner of suspensic literary writing I haff been commisioned by Capt. Balz after I was commissioned in the Kriegsmarine, to write a super suspensic biography of the grand hero of the Kriegsmarine.
I would like (whether I like it or not) to point at the following supersusppensic fact confronting our hero at this stage of his biographic position.
He could get captured and suspended from a rafter in Lord Brooke's dungeon.
My dear, sir. I don't know how one could get more suspencific than that
Fritz Gwitz, Lt. Kriegsmarine