Staying on original topic.
To make coffe place grounds in sock.
Dip sock in hot water
To increase flavor walk 50 nautical miles, remove sock fom right foot.
If you are left handed remove sock from left foot.
fill with coffee grounds if it is right foot unless you want to have left footed coffe.
If you don't own socks don't use sock. Use left handed mug, pour grounds into mug. Drink coffee keeping teeth together like this