From BDU
To Kptlt Platapus
Achtung, Japanishe Schiffe are friendz.
Englishe, Amerikanishe, and other non friendlishe are to be made kaput.
Japanishe no-kaput machen.
Your Japanishe ship kaput gemacht not gut
On return to base report to:
Deutche Japanishe nicht kaput gemacht abteilung for decision on which ammunition to use on your execution.
What is your preference, German or Japanese ammunition?
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