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Sea Hawk · 04-30-09, 06:50 PM

Eat as much pork as you like.
Leave the hatches open, sunbathe on the deck, breathe in unadulterated fresh air and you will be fine.

Just don’t go any where near land.
Don’t meet any other people not on your boat.
Don’t dock with any Milch Cows.

If any of your crew has just got back from the pig breeders convention in Mexico then you’ve had it already.

Stock up on tissues, Vick, and paracetamol.

Don’t ask me what to do when you run out of fuel, food, torpedoes, fresh water etc. Hopefully by then the pandemic will be over, and you can look forward to the winter flu season.

(I’m a GP in my free time from silent hunting)

04-30-09, 06:50 PM	#8
Sea Hawk Loader Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Warrington Posts: 88 Downloads: 15 Uploads: 0	Eat as much pork as you like. Leave the hatches open, sunbathe on the deck, breathe in unadulterated fresh air and you will be fine. Just don’t go any where near land. Don’t meet any other people not on your boat. Don’t dock with any Milch Cows. If any of your crew has just got back from the pig breeders convention in Mexico then you’ve had it already. Stock up on tissues, Vick, and paracetamol. Don’t ask me what to do when you run out of fuel, food, torpedoes, fresh water etc. Hopefully by then the pandemic will be over, and you can look forward to the winter flu season. (I’m a GP in my free time from silent hunting) __________________ "engage the enemy more closely" Admiral Horatio Nelson 21/10/1805 Trafalgar