Cheryl Cole wins US X Factor payout
 

That'll larn em :)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25134769

What'd he say?

Hey, I'm the one saying that!:stare:

Hell, if a southern boy from the US can understand it....and who cares, she's the best eye candy..

If producers are stupid enough to not know that some people may have a problem understanding her then they deserve to fork out big.

Although if they are really that stupid I have a cunning plan, I'm going to inform them that the eminent Scotsman Gregor Fisher (Rab C Nesbit) is available to fill any future holes they may have in their presenting team. My fee for finding such a man?

http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=i&sou...85736167909816

Yes, they certainly made a bollocks of that appointment but one must ponder if a certain show owner was behind it all.

Oway lads hoo th fook is Cheryl Cole than?

A former acquaintance of mine :)

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You'd run a mile if she tried to kiss you. That's because Mrs Buna would be on your six with a frying pan. :D

The frying pan I can 'handle'...tis the meat cleaver I'm more worried about :03:

:har: just make sure you keep your sausage well away.

Oh I most certainly will :)

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Such a big fork for such a small sausage. :03:

Here's the fork I think.
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They're my tooth picks :)