Democrats solve Healthcare and Social Security
 

The Democrats have finally solved the healthcare issue and the social secuity issue in one fell swoop. Yes, announcing the 'Cash For Codgers' program. Wheel your 85 year old granny into any Jim Ellis Dealership and receive up to $4500 depending on wear and tear.

The Dealership handles all the paperwork and promises that the codgers will not be secretly resold at auction.

If the program proves successful, the president will look at lowering the age of the codgers to 75, thus generating the billions of Dollars necessary to fund his increasingly asinine policies. :)

:rotfl2:

Does it matter how many miles the codger gets per Geritol gallon?

I still want my funding for my program: Cash for clunker congresspersons

Bring in your clunker representative/senator and get a credit for a new one.... being American made it will probably be as bad as the old senator but at least it will be a different one.

I was going to post the audio for this, but you must have a membership.:shifty: I did hear it on the radio first hand though. Funny stuff.