Lets start an 'advice for life' thread
 

I reckon we should start a thread where we can post snippets of advice for all subsimmers to see to help make life a bit more bearable. If possible also post where you reeived this gem of information.

I'll start:

'Keep dry and away from children.'

Seen on the back of a box of matches.

Don't post threads like these on subsim. It only encourages them.

Just thought of it after reading your post.:D

Agreed.

Having read the post above mine :)

Don't sweat the petty things
Don't pet the sweaty things

Be wary of giving advice, wise men don't need it, fools won't heed it!

Two rules in life

1. Never tell anyone everything that you know
2.

Keep off the grass.

Never bet on a horse named "Slowpoke".

Never wear a hat with fruit on.

"You don't tug on Superman's cape
You don't spit into the wind
You don't pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger
And you don't mess around with Slim" :yep:

When a sign says “Do not feed the bears,” man, you better not feed the bears.

Always drink good red wine at meal!

I like those. :rotfl2:

If you haven't got protection, tie her legs together!

Discussed during a drunken week-end in Paris

Don't eat yellow snow! :stare:

None of us is as clever as all of us.

Don't take the yellow acid man.

I thought the yellow acid was ok. It's the brown stuff you gotta watch out for.

If it quacks like a duck, walks like a duck, and swims like a duck, its most likely to be a duck.

Never get the extended warranty.

When Mister Safety Catch is not on, Mister Crossbow is not your friend.