2012-13 Subsim NFL thread (Mayan calendar edition)
 

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Since there will be no Superbowl this year due to World destruction, anything is possible.

So here's my spin on the Mayan interpretation of the 2012 Football season.
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(mayan priest costume not included)

The 2 sepent's heads are symbolic of the Tebow-Sanchez connection. Where one will rise and the other will be sacrificed to the Namath God.
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The Mayans foresaw the return of MoJo.

The Mayans also foretold of a man-king mowing his lawn in black socks, who wil be the future leader of the Oakland Texans (other interperations include the Houston Raiders).

Since we're talkin' Texas teams, The Mayan god of Thunder, represented here:http://a.espncdn.com/media/motion/20...ian_Foster.jpg

will crash through the walls of the Eastern Empire to victory. And the queen of the Eastern Empire will be happy cuz Tom can spend more time with her now.http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-co...-honeymoon.jpg



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Megatron will devour the cheezheadz and turn Rodgers into a fancy nacho sauce.

The bearz still suck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSjtiHfHdbQ


Starting timer now to see how long it takes before the vikes wear out Peterson...

T.O. is homeless in Seattle.


Thread is WIP atm.:/\\k::hmph:

No matter how bad it gets for Ryan Tannehill this season with that gahdawful Miami team, I won't feel sorry for him because he gets to go home to this:

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Well, that pretty much sums it all up then.:Kaleun_Binocular::Kaleun_Thumbs_Up:

Typo error nikimcbee with the thread title including 2013 please correct or a strange naked incan/mayanian man with lion cloth may be knocking on your door.

Surely this is the Chargers year to overcome any dumb indian prophecy.

Go Chargers :yeah:

I like our chances this year. :up:

You are correct:salute::oops::haha:
Good catch. That's what I get for writing this at work.

The yahoo guys were saying Texans or Pats for AFC.

All these people picking us for the Super Bowl...

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(for those that don't get the reference: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs )

So I bet you all take my San Francisco 49ers seriously this year?

Giants lost to cowgirls, lulz!

We got Moss and Manningham (from the Giants)

Brandon Jacobs (ex giant) at RB, along with Frank Gore, who was a force?

Vernon Davis, most underrated TE, because everyone is riding the Gronk/Brady nuts, who got aired out by the same team who barely beat mine?

Same defensive lineup as last year, I seem to remember, the niner defense was best in the league. Ask Drew Brees. Even Eli will tell ya.

So I ask, pretend team this time around? As much crap as I caught, I live in Giants country, and Giants fans gave my boys respect after that NFC championship game. So will the rest of you? Luck may bounce our way this year! (overtime field goals go either way, our kicker Akers hits them from 50 plus with consistency)
No one even thought the niners were serious until they beat the Saints in the playoffs, it disgusted me.

Go Jim Harbaugh, and the 2012 49ers!:)

*(late edit: We got Green Bay [Rodgers is a beast] this sunday at 4 EST, I have confidence in our defense, and upgraded offense. We will see right?)*

Tarjak has faith In the miners. He drafted the d and kicker 1 2.

If the people manning threw the ball to had of been able to catch the ball they would've won ...

I wrote off the giants last year ... I wrote off QB Manning ... I wrote off the coach and I sure wrote them off from beating the 49ers or Greenbay.

Manning MVP and Super bowl victory for the Giants proved I was wrong on all counts.

Surely the Cowboys aren't that good, yet?

Cruz seemed like he wanted to go before he caught the ball all night. Romo also picked apart the secondary. The Cowboys defense also seems to be much improved.

Cowboys, Giants and Eagles will be in a season long shootout for the NFC east, strap in and hold on.

But the Giants also went 9-7 last year. And we call them Champions.. Too early to stick a fork in them..Now the Jets on the other hand...:O:

QB controversy, and that joke Rex Ryan as a coach already wrecked the season, no need to play for them.
Poor Alex Sanchez.:hmmm:

game day bump:
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:haha: one of the refs in the vikes game, sounds just like Dr. Phil:har:

Hard Knocks for the Dolphins indeed!

Good lord, the Jets!

I am a professional Tebow smasher, and was kinda impressed. He is a big boy, and as much as I kill him, a nice fella IRL.

Early in the first quarter, they played a wildcat, Tebow behind center, and Sanchez lined up as a wide out, he (Sanchez) utterly flattened the cornerback, I was impressed.

Mind you it was Buffalo.

Ughhh, Joe Buck is calling the Niner game. :wah: I may put on the SF radio feed.

And the game starts with 2 really bad calls by the replacement refs... An Illegal block to the back, called on the wrong player, and an unsportsmanlike conduct when the quarterbacks foot knocked some guys helmet loose.


I saw some questionable things with the Jets game, as well as the Redskins game. Goodell needs to stop being such a cheapskate, as these crap calls over the course of time will make this sport a mockery like baseball has become.

Holy crap, worst combined qb performance ever? Cle v Phi. ?

I am surprised, as Philly was supposed to be pretty good this year.

Then again, they were the "dream team" last year.

They were supposed to make the 98 Yankees, and Last years Miami Heat blush.:D


Congrats to RG3, I always found him to be a class act. And many thanks for beating Nawlins. Glad to see no one collected any bounties this game.

We had a good if not very good d last year. Look at production per snap, not per game. Our o just can't stay on the field. I think/hope our d is going to surprise a lot of people this year, but I think 4-12 is still as good as we're going to get with our schedule.