2012-13 Subsim NFL thread (Mayan calendar edition)

nikimcbee · 09-03-12, 02:25 PM

Since there will be no Superbowl this year due to World destruction, anything is possible.

So here's my spin on the Mayan interpretation of the 2012 Football season.

(mayan priest costume not included)

The 2 sepent's heads are symbolic of the Tebow-Sanchez connection. Where one will rise and the other will be sacrificed to the Namath God.

The Mayans foresaw the return of MoJo.

The Mayans also foretold of a man-king mowing his lawn in black socks, who wil be the future leader of the Oakland Texans (other interperations include the Houston Raiders).

Since we're talkin' Texas teams, The Mayan god of Thunder, represented here:

will crash through the walls of the Eastern Empire to victory. And the queen of the Eastern Empire will be happy cuz Tom can spend more time with her now.

Megatron will devour the cheezheadz and turn Rodgers into a fancy nacho sauce.

The bearz still suck.

Starting timer now to see how long it takes before the vikes wear out Peterson...

T.O. is homeless in Seattle.

Thread is WIP atm.

mookiemookie · 09-03-12, 03:03 PM

No matter how bad it gets for Ryan Tannehill this season with that gahdawful Miami team, I won't feel sorry for him because he gets to go home to this:

nikimcbee · 09-03-12, 03:32 PM

Well, that pretty much sums it all up then.

geetrue · 09-04-12, 08:48 PM

Typo error nikimcbee with the thread title including 2013 please correct or a strange naked incan/mayanian man with lion cloth may be knocking on your door.

Surely this is the Chargers year to overcome any dumb indian prophecy.

Go Chargers

August · 09-04-12, 08:52 PM

I like our chances this year.

nikimcbee · 09-04-12, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geetrue

Typo error nikimcbee with the thread title including 2013 please correct or a strange naked incan/mayanian man with lion cloth may be knocking on your door.

Surely this is the Chargers year to overcome any dumb indian prophecy.

Go Chargers

You are correct

Good catch. That's what I get for writing this at work.

nikimcbee · 09-04-12, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by August

I like our chances this year.

The yahoo guys were saying Texans or Pats for AFC.

mookiemookie · 09-05-12, 06:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

The yahoo guys were saying Texans or Pats for AFC.

All these people picking us for the Super Bowl...

(for those that don't get the reference: )

soopaman2 · 09-06-12, 08:13 AM

So I bet you all take my San Francisco 49ers seriously this year?

Giants lost to cowgirls, lulz!

We got Moss and Manningham (from the Giants)

Brandon Jacobs (ex giant) at RB, along with Frank Gore, who was a force?

Vernon Davis, most underrated TE, because everyone is riding the Gronk/Brady nuts, who got aired out by the same team who barely beat mine?

Same defensive lineup as last year, I seem to remember, the niner defense was best in the league. Ask Drew Brees. Even Eli will tell ya.

So I ask, pretend team this time around? As much crap as I caught, I live in Giants country, and Giants fans gave my boys respect after that NFC championship game. So will the rest of you? Luck may bounce our way this year! (overtime field goals go either way, our kicker Akers hits them from 50 plus with consistency)
No one even thought the niners were serious until they beat the Saints in the playoffs, it disgusted me.

Go Jim Harbaugh, and the 2012 49ers!

*(late edit: We got Green Bay [Rodgers is a beast] this sunday at 4 EST, I have confidence in our defense, and upgraded offense. We will see right?)*

Gargamel · 09-06-12, 10:47 AM

Tarjak has faith In the miners. He drafted the d and kicker 1 2.

geetrue · 09-06-12, 12:00 PM

If the people manning threw the ball to had of been able to catch the ball they would've won ...

I wrote off the giants last year ... I wrote off QB Manning ... I wrote off the coach and I sure wrote them off from beating the 49ers or Greenbay.

Manning MVP and Super bowl victory for the Giants proved I was wrong on all counts.

Surely the Cowboys aren't that good, yet?

soopaman2 · 09-06-12, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geetrue

If the people manning threw the ball to had of been able to catch the ball they would've won ...

I wrote off the giants last year ... I wrote off QB Manning ... I wrote off the coach and I sure wrote them off from beating the 49ers or Greenbay.

Manning MVP and Super bowl victory for the Giants proved I was wrong on all counts.

Surely the Cowboys aren't that good, yet?

Cruz seemed like he wanted to go before he caught the ball all night. Romo also picked apart the secondary. The Cowboys defense also seems to be much improved.

Cowboys, Giants and Eagles will be in a season long shootout for the NFC east, strap in and hold on.

But the Giants also went 9-7 last year. And we call them Champions.. Too early to stick a fork in them..Now the Jets on the other hand...

QB controversy, and that joke Rex Ryan as a coach already wrecked the season, no need to play for them.
Poor Alex Sanchez.

nikimcbee · 09-09-12, 10:52 AM

game day bump:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-networ...content_stream

nikimcbee · 09-09-12, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nikimcbee

game day bump:
http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-networ...content_stream

one of the refs in the vikes game, sounds just like Dr. Phil

mookiemookie · 09-09-12, 03:03 PM

Hard Knocks for the Dolphins indeed!

09-03-12, 02:25 PM	#1
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	2012-13 Subsim NFL thread (Mayan calendar edition) Since there will be no Superbowl this year due to World destruction, anything is possible. So here's my spin on the Mayan interpretation of the 2012 Football season. (mayan priest costume not included) The 2 sepent's heads are symbolic of the Tebow-Sanchez connection. Where one will rise and the other will be sacrificed to the Namath God. The Mayans foresaw the return of MoJo. The Mayans also foretold of a man-king mowing his lawn in black socks, who wil be the future leader of the Oakland Texans (other interperations include the Houston Raiders). Since we're talkin' Texas teams, The Mayan god of Thunder, represented here: will crash through the walls of the Eastern Empire to victory. And the queen of the Eastern Empire will be happy cuz Tom can spend more time with her now. Megatron will devour the cheezheadz and turn Rodgers into a fancy nacho sauce. The bearz still suck. Starting timer now to see how long it takes before the vikes wear out Peterson... T.O. is homeless in Seattle. Thread is WIP atm. __________________

09-03-12, 03:03 PM	#2
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	No matter how bad it gets for Ryan Tannehill this season with that gahdawful Miami team, I won't feel sorry for him because he gets to go home to this: __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.

09-03-12, 03:32 PM	#3
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	Well, that pretty much sums it all up then. __________________ Last edited by nikimcbee; 09-03-12 at 04:20 PM.

09-04-12, 08:48 PM	#4
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	Typo error nikimcbee with the thread title including 2013 please correct or a strange naked incan/mayanian man with lion cloth may be knocking on your door. Surely this is the Chargers year to overcome any dumb indian prophecy. Go Chargers __________________

09-04-12, 08:52 PM	#5
August Wayfaring Stranger Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Massachusetts Posts: 23,197 Downloads: 0 Uploads: 0	I like our chances this year. __________________ Flanked by life and the funeral pyre. Putting on a show for you to see.

09-06-12, 08:13 AM	#9
soopaman2 Der Alte Join Date: Sep 2011 Location: New Jersey, USA Posts: 3,316 Downloads: 61 Uploads: 0	So I bet you all take my San Francisco 49ers seriously this year? Giants lost to cowgirls, lulz! We got Moss and Manningham (from the Giants) Brandon Jacobs (ex giant) at RB, along with Frank Gore, who was a force? Vernon Davis, most underrated TE, because everyone is riding the Gronk/Brady nuts, who got aired out by the same team who barely beat mine? Same defensive lineup as last year, I seem to remember, the niner defense was best in the league. Ask Drew Brees. Even Eli will tell ya. So I ask, pretend team this time around? As much crap as I caught, I live in Giants country, and Giants fans gave my boys respect after that NFC championship game. So will the rest of you? Luck may bounce our way this year! (overtime field goals go either way, our kicker Akers hits them from 50 plus with consistency) No one even thought the niners were serious until they beat the Saints in the playoffs, it disgusted me. Go Jim Harbaugh, and the 2012 49ers! (late edit: We got Green Bay [Rodgers is a beast] this sunday at 4 EST, I have confidence in our defense, and upgraded offense. We will see right?) __________________ If Hitler invaded Hell I would make at least a favourable reference to the devil in the House of Commons. -Winston Churchill- The most fascinating man in the world. Last edited by soopaman2; 09-06-12 at 08:26 AM.

09-06-12, 10:47 AM	#10
Gargamel Lucky Sailor Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: Rome Posts: 4,273 Downloads: 81 Uploads: 0	Tarjak has faith In the miners. He drafted the d and kicker 1 2. __________________ Luck is a residue of Design.

09-06-12, 12:00 PM	#11
geetrue Cold War Boomer Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Walla Walla Posts: 2,837 Downloads: 5 Uploads: 0	If the people manning threw the ball to had of been able to catch the ball they would've won ... I wrote off the giants last year ... I wrote off QB Manning ... I wrote off the coach and I sure wrote them off from beating the 49ers or Greenbay. Manning MVP and Super bowl victory for the Giants proved I was wrong on all counts. Surely the Cowboys aren't that good, yet? __________________

09-09-12, 10:52 AM	#13
nikimcbee Fleet Admiral Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Patroling the Slot. Posts: 17,952 Downloads: 90 Uploads: 0	game day bump: http://www.nfl.com/videos/nfl-networ...content_stream __________________

09-09-12, 03:03 PM	#15
mookiemookie Navy Seal Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Houston, TX Posts: 9,404 Downloads: 105 Uploads: 1	Hard Knocks for the Dolphins indeed! __________________ They don’t think it be like it is, but it do. Want more U-boat Kaleun portraits for your SH3 Commander Profiles? Download the SH3 Commander Portrait Pack here.